hi, my name is Ash, Ash Ketchup.
i'm a full time licenced pokemon trainer,
i aim to be pallet town's very best pokemon trainer.
in my earlier journey, i defeated The Elite Four.
all my hard work has been paid off, but somehow Gary is always ahead of me.
back in those days before this competition, he was training so hard with his pokemons while
i bang his sister behind his back!
damn! shouldnt have wasted my time like this man,
but it was good experience after all.
all these rice stuffing memories has gotten me really nostalgic!

accompanying me in my journey to become the greatest pokemon trainer, is Misty.
Misty is my best friend/fuck buddy/sex slave/maid/nanny/dog.
she is the one who settles all my meals,
her dishes never fail to keep my appetite going.

there was once when misty was preparing dinner, that i found out the secret recipe to her delicious cooked food! i couldn't believe my eyes, she was actually.....

(To Be Continued)

Alex is waiting for the sun to rise (: